Fuuuuuuuuuuudge...

I took a gazillion pictures of Kody demolishing a Diet Rite Cola box and accidentally deleted them all. Ahh...but my Boy is always ready for the next shot.

Right after I got over my depression of losing such funny shots I looked at him sprawled on the hallway floor and thought 'I'll just take a lame pix and say "whoa...look at my baby..ain't he great?"' but while I was taking the picture he kept looking at his ball. That's my baby asshole...it's never about me being upset that I'm upset...it's about him wanting.

Wanting so badly for someone to kick that damn ball. And i captured it....on film. Annie Lebovitz...here i come.

HA HA!

I love messing with Kody. It's now my ongoing lifes goal since I have no others.

I came home to work out today and I've discovered the ONLY way to keep Kody occupied is to fill his food bowl and leave it on the counter. I can work out and he'll stay in the kitchen guarding his bowl in case it floats down on to his 'table'.

But being the asshole I've raised him to be, he started barking. He had had enough and luckily i was done my workout. but I decided before i'd feed him i'd tease him...


I've moved the bowl to entice him...

The old "Hey Look! It's up here" trick works every time.

Slide it to the right...

and the ever-so-it's-almost-mine move...

come on Kody...GO FOR IT!

I DARE YOU!!

The sly look as if he doesn't really see it...

Nope. I'm not looking!

Oh that??

Ha ha! he thinks he won....

...actually he did.

My boy. xoxox

Justice

For all the shit this dog puts me through, I get to give a little back.

and you will LIKE IT!

My Phelps

Kody went swimming all day Saturday. Lucky Bastard. I love it, though, becuase this is him all day Sunday...