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Kody might be the biggest pain in my ass but when i pee and see a tennis ball by the toilet, i smile.

This dog has infiltrated every pore of my life...dog hair in my bed, car, coffee, coat, eyeball and his toys are under the couch, in the garage, the washing machine and spa...his teeth marks are on my shoes & flip-flops, laundry baskets and the like. Where ever I look, I see Kody. And I know I am so blessed to have such a wonderful, funny, entertaining, solid being in my life. He makes me laugh, feel less lonely, warm and gay (for lack of a better word) so his present to me on this Christmas Day is simply him.

And that is the BEST present I have ever received...

Merry Christmas Kody and a special Merry Christmas to those that love you too :)

Kody says....reluctantly

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

oh.my.god.

This is what I got Kody for Christmas...shhh....don't tell him. BUT, this will make YOU salivate until i get the video of him enjoying it...

http://www.buygodoggo.com/seemovie.html

911!

You know how there are dogs that would actually call 911 if their owners were in danger? Or the ones that drag their unconscious owners out the door and bark like mad til rescue?

I knew mine would not do that. In fact, I played 'dead' tonight. laying on the floor in what he might not know is my last breath and guess what his biggest concern was?

see that shit behind the rocking chair? saying "bitch, you might not feel well but where's my ball?"

whoa...yes it's us!

Sorry I haven't blogged in a while, my favorite 3 people; but, maybe if you sent me $150,000 for each post, I'd be more motivated?

Anyway, enough about me...it was Kody's birthday last week. He turned 9, which according to seomthing i read somewhere that's one year at 7 and 8 years at 5. 47. that fuckers' finally older than me :)

but he can still move....